America’s Official New Language

Originally written and posted last year BUT here, now, in the Era Of Covid Confinement, we ALL need a laugh so….I present, again, “America’s Official New Language”. Enjoy…Share..and PLEASE stay safe, healthy and at least moderately sane.


In his ongoing efforts to “Make America Great Again”, the President has just announced that America now has an official Language and the official name of the official language of the United States of America is “The American Language”, or Americanese”.

Addressing a White House Rose Garden crowd of 1.6 million (according to the official White House head-count), Trump presented his vision of America’s new language, saying: “The English Language is okay for English people who live in English countries, but Americans live in America – the greatest country in the world, and the greatest country in the world should have the greatest language in the world, not some other country’s language”.

To accompany the launch of “Americanese“, America’s new official language, a 114-page “unabridged” official Dictionary has been published. The official name of the official Dictionary of the new official language of America is…

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