Kung Flu Fighting….

On Wednesday, March 4, 2020, the man who believes that windmills cause cancer; Belgium is a city; and in 1775 England was attacking America with airplanes, told the world that he knows more about the Coronavirus than  does the World Health Organization.

“I have a hunch” Trump said.  “This Corona thing is no big deal.  If you get it you might not even know cause it’s mild, and anyway, you’ll probably get better and you can get better just as easy at work as you can at home so if you get it you should definitely go to work!”

ATTENTION:  Legion Of Lunatic Lemmings:

Your Leader has spoken and you MUST heed his words ‘cause he was sent by God, ya know…or now he IS God – one or the other – I forget.  But anyway, you worship him, and you know he’s always right and he would NEVER tell a lie, so, by all means, if you get the Coronavirus, you should do as your Leader tells you and GO TO WORK!

ATTENTION:  Everybody Else:

It’s entirely possible that by Election Day, November 3, 2020, there will be considerably fewer Trump voters still drawing breath.  …I’m just sayin’…

-Y.Not (aka Brooke Jones)

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Author: WrittenByBrookeJones

Amazon Best Selling Author of "WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)"; Blogger; Meme Maven (Facebook/CampMemeADay); Political Satirist; former SF and LA radio personality; Stand-Up Comedian turned Sit-Down Comedian (due to ever advancing decrepitude); Breast Cancer Warrior; Creator of CardBard Greetings (zazzle.com/thecardoutlet) because... Y.Not?!

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