Pike Speak

                                                                                  January 25, 2020

Dear Senators,

I appreciate the many long hours you are putting in to deal with the Impeachment Hoax being forced on you by those who care more for their own selfish motives than for our glorious government.

To help make sure you do not suffer from the long hours, I am sending you a luxurious deluxe and very expensive Pillow that will help you get the best night’s sleep anybody has ever had!  These deluxe Pillows are limited quantity so some of you will receive the beautiful deluxe Pike Pillow and others will get the beautiful deluxe Park Pillow.  Each one is top of the line and the Best Pillow money can buy!

The reference to ‘heads on pikes’ was obviously a reference to the wonderful night’s sleep Senators who receive these beautiful Pillows will soon experience.  Any unpleasant reference to these extremely expensive Pillows is obviously a rude and nasty comment made by the rude and nasty Do Nothing Democrats.

As your President I thank you for your loyalty just as I know you will soon be thanking me for this beautiful expensive gift. 

Signed,

Donald J. Trump

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Author; Blogger; Meme Maven (Facebook/CampMemeADay); Political Satirist; former SF and LA radio personality; Stand-Up Comedian turned Sit-Down Comedian (due to ever advancing decrepitude); Breast Cancer Warrior; Creator of CardBard Greetings & Ima Crone, Gypsy Crone Queen of Snarklandia (zazzle.com/thecardoutlet) -- Y.Not?!

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