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Arrested Development

–Y.Not?!

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DREAM A LITTLE DREAM

When, oh when will we stop expecting this toxic, festering, cesspool of fecal matter to behave like a civilized human being?  When will we stop being appalled by his despicable comments about women, or children, or the ill, or people whose skin color, bank accounts, homes, experiences, hopes or dreams don’t mirror his?  When will we cease to be gob smacked by his preposterous pronouncements of his Herculean prowess?  When will we no longer be shocked by his limitless litany of ludicrous lies?  When?  How about NOW?!

To waste even one precious instant of your life thinking that Donald Trump is capable of civility…to pine for the moment when he opens his mouth and manages to mortify no one…to hope against hope that some day he will awaken – the proverbial lightbulb will illuminate over his orange rug — and he will speak lucid words of wisdom is only slightly more daft than to expect Mitch McConnell to appear on a Broadway stage, wearing a pink, sequined Bustier and purple stiletto heels, singing “How Lovely To Be A Woman”.  (although, I grant you, I would happily pay to see that but, come on, what are the odds?)

Get over it!  Donald Trump will never speak with a civil tongue, for he is a barbarian.  He will never display bravery, for he is a coward.  He will never treat a woman with respect, for he is a predator.  He will never display compassion, for he is soulless.   Does the expression “See a duck, expect it to quack” ring any bells with you?

Donald Trump is not capable of acting like an intelligent, mature, kind, gracious, decent human being because he is not an intelligent, mature, kind, gracious, decent human being.   So, let’s all stop being appalled, mortified, flabbergasted, or nauseated by anything he says or does.  (Remember the duck?)

It is said that one who travels the same road, in the same manner, over and over and over again, each time expecting to arrive at a different destination, is at least a few screws shy of an orgy (okay, that’s not exactly what “is said”, but you get the picture).   I say enough!  Basta!  No mas!

Donald Trump is what he is, and what he is is a spineless, ignorant, arrogant meat puppet.  Or, as Forrest Gump would have said, had Forrest had the misfortune to encounter him: stupid, cowardly, moronic douchebag is as stupid, cowardly, moronic douchebag does.  (Thank you Forrest)

So, let’s all take a deep, relaxing breath – breathe in, breathe out.  Now, form a mental picture of a scene that will warm the cockles of your heart.  (Mind you, I don’t know precisely where the cockles of a heart are, but just go with it).  Picture something truly heart-warming like…oh, I don’t know…Donald John Trump, dressed in lettuce and mustard, and strapped to a magnificent giant Redwood tree in breathtaking Mendocino, California…as a family of bib-wearing hungry mountain lions devour the bastard in slow motion.  Don’t you feel better now?

Check please!

–Y.Not?!

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You Are Cordially Invited…

Plans to hold the 50th Anniversary of Woodstock on the site of the original gathering have fallen apart, but that’s no reason to cancel the ultimate “family reunion”. 500,000 on the lawn of the White House?
–Y.Not?!

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Refusing to Vote is NOT Resistance, it is SABOTAGE!

40% of registered voters are Democrats. 29% are Republicans. 28% are Independents. If you think YOUR vote does not matter, you are wrong! In today’s America, refusing to vote is NOT Resistance, it is SABOTAGE! ONLY our VOTES can stop him!

–Y.Not?! (aka Brooke Jones)

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Ima Speaks

Refusing To Vote Is Not Resistance, It Is SABOTAGE!

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And Now We Paws For This Message


At this point in my life, I have learned to trust dogs more than I trust people. Dogs know better than to follow a deranged leader! This nation would be in far better condition if our 4-legged friends had the right to vote! All in favor, say “Arf!”


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–Y.Not?!

The Straight Poop

There is NO one this horrific blob of fecal matter will not use, or abuse, to further his own ends. For (p)Resident Dump to now make use of a traumatized, orphaned infant is SO unfathomably hideous that any words used to describe it will be insufficient! Anyone who supports him, in word or deed, or by a refusal to speak out against him, MUST be viewed as aiding and abetting the MANY crimes against humanity this despicable creature has committed, and will continue to commit until he is stopped!

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—Y.Not?!