When, oh when will we stop expecting this toxic, festering, cesspool of fecal matter to behave like a civilized human being?  When will we stop being appalled by his despicable comments about women, or children, or the ill, or people whose skin color, bank accounts, homes, experiences, hopes or dreams don’t mirror his?  When will we cease to be gob smacked by his preposterous pronouncements of his Herculean prowess?  When will we no longer be shocked by his limitless litany of ludicrous lies?  When?  How about NOW?!

To waste even one precious instant of your life thinking that Donald Trump is capable of civility…to pine for the moment when he opens his mouth and manages to mortify no one…to hope against hope that some day he will awaken – the proverbial lightbulb will illuminate over his orange rug — and he will speak lucid words of wisdom is only slightly more daft than to expect Mitch McConnell to appear on a Broadway stage, wearing a pink, sequined Bustier and purple stiletto heels, singing “How Lovely To Be A Woman”.  (although, I grant you, I would happily pay to see that but, come on, what are the odds?)

Get over it!  Donald Trump will never speak with a civil tongue, for he is a barbarian.  He will never display bravery, for he is a coward.  He will never treat a woman with respect, for he is a predator.  He will never display compassion, for he is soulless.   Does the expression “See a duck, expect it to quack” ring any bells with you?

Donald Trump is not capable of acting like an intelligent, mature, kind, gracious, decent human being because he is not an intelligent, mature, kind, gracious, decent human being.   So, let’s all stop being appalled, mortified, flabbergasted, or nauseated by anything he says or does.  (Remember the duck?)

It is said that one who travels the same road, in the same manner, over and over and over again, each time expecting to arrive at a different destination, is at least a few screws shy of an orgy (okay, that’s not exactly what “is said”, but you get the picture).   I say enough!  Basta!  No mas!

Donald Trump is what he is, and what he is is a spineless, ignorant, arrogant meat puppet.  Or, as Forrest Gump would have said, had Forrest had the misfortune to encounter him: stupid, cowardly, moronic douchebag is as stupid, cowardly, moronic douchebag does.  (Thank you Forrest)

So, let’s all take a deep, relaxing breath – breathe in, breathe out.  Now, form a mental picture of a scene that will warm the cockles of your heart.  (Mind you, I don’t know precisely where the cockles of a heart are, but just go with it).  Picture something truly heart-warming like…oh, I don’t know…Donald John Trump, dressed in lettuce and mustard, and strapped to a magnificent giant Redwood tree in breathtaking Mendocino, California…as a family of bib-wearing hungry mountain lions devour the bastard in slow motion.  Don’t you feel better now?

Check please!


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Author: WrittenByBrookeJones

Amazon Best Selling Author of "WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)"; Blogger; Meme Maven (Facebook/CampMemeADay); Political Satirist; former SF and LA radio personality; Stand-Up Comedian turned Sit-Down Comedian (due to ever advancing decrepitude); Breast Cancer Warrior; Creator of CardBard Greetings (zazzle.com/thecardoutlet) because... Y.Not?!

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