Staying Safe In The New AmeriKKKa

I keep thinking that this is all some sort of waking dream, meant to teach me something but from which I will soon awaken. Then I hear the voices in my head of millions of German men, women and children, SCREAMING “That’s what WE thought and look what happened to US!”. 

If you have come to believe, as I now do, that history is repeating itself, there are things you should do – things that, if not done, you will wish with every fiber of your being, that you had done. Donald Trump is a pathological liar, but when he says (as he has said repeatedly) that he plans to dismantle Social Security, MediCare and other “Safety Net” provisions, believe him because he intends to do exactly that!

  1.  If you’re an American citizen who doesn’t currently have a valid U.S. Passport, begin the process of getting one, now!  (If you have a valid Passport that is soon to expire, begin the renewal process now.)
  2. If you don’t already have the required documentation that allows you to board an airplane, get that documentation now
  3. If you’re age or illness eligible for Social Security Benefits; Social Security Disability Benefits and/or MediCare or Welfare, apply now (not next week, now!)
  4. If you currently have MediCare Health coverage, contact your Primary Care Physician and schedule an appointment as soon as possible to discuss any health issues you’re facing or health concerns you may have and schedule any medical tests you might need in the near future
  5. If you need Food Stamps; Unemployment Insurance; Disability Insurance, or you soon will, apply for those benefits now
  6. If you’re renting a home or apartment on a month-to-month basis or with only a verbal “agreement” with your landlord, get a Lease! Do what you can to legally lock yourself into your home and make it legally difficult for your landlord to suddenly say “your rent is now twice what it was yesterday, and your pets will have to go!”.  Protect yourself (and your pets)
  7. If you’re a woman under the age of 50 and you live in a “Red State”, know that you currently reside in a Zip Code that can kill you. Please relocate as soon as possible. (if relocating is not an option, please immediately procure all the contraceptive assistance and Plan B medication you can get and if you have a record of your menstruation cycle, immediately discard, delete or destroy it and tell your Health Care Provider that you want that information deleted from your personal health care records because, in this new AmeriKKKa, that information WILL be used against you!)
  8. If you’re a member of the LGBTQ family, no matter where in this AmeriKKKa you live, “Public Displays of Affection” are now hazardous to your health. Loving who you love will be much safer if you don’t announce it to the world
  9. T’Shirts, SweatShirts or other articles of clothing that announce your divergent nature can now get you killed. Keep your private life private — don’t help them hurt you!
  10.  If you have Bumper Stickers on your vehicle(s), or signs in your Yard that proudly proclaim your opposition to our new reality, remove them now!

Paranoia is defined as “unjustifiable fear”.  In the new AmeriKKKa, if you’re female; disabled; any color other than White; any belief other than Christian; any nationality other than American, any age over 50, and any orientation other than heterosexual, there is no such thing as “unjustifiable fear”. Showing your truth to just anybody could get you killed.  Not believing that could also get you killed. This is not our grandmother’s America. Hell, this isn’t even our America! Be careful what you say, what you do, where and with whom you do it.  The pendulum will swing back – but it won’t happen tomorrow. Until it does, stay safe.

Y.Not? (WrittenByBrookeJones.com) 11.9.2024

Waiting For A Train

A hood covered his bowed and bearded face. If he were to stand erect, he would have been more than six feet tall, but he could not stand erect. The remains of his long and difficult life appeared to be contained in the torn and tattered knapsack strapped to his hunched back, and the two overstuffed WalMart bags held in his swollen, weathered hands.

Leaning on one crutch, he stood, precariously, in the center of the train station. I watched as he inhaled deeply, an effort, or so it seemed, to gather what little strength he could and then, one half-step at a time, he made his way to the man behind the plexiglass window. 

I couldn’t hear a word that passed between them, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of him and, as I watched, a movie began to play in my head – an old movie of a ten-year-old boy playing baseball on a golden summer day, many, many summers ago. I saw him swing his bat, connecting with a blistering fast ball and sending it deep into center field.  His teammates cheered as he rounded the bases with ease, smiling from ear-to-ear. As he crossed home plate, he looked up into the bleachers, searching for that one special face that would shine will paternal pride.  Before he found it (did he ever find it?), the conversation at the plexiglass window ended and the broken man who had once been a ten-year-old, baseball-loving boy, began a slow, half-step at a time trek across the train station waiting room.

The man behind the plexiglass held up three fingers as I approached him. “That’s the third time today that he’s been here” he said. “What does he want?” I asked. “Each time it was the same thing – did I know of a restaurant where he could get something to eat. Some woman found him wandering around WalMart and brought him here. She said she thought I could do something for him. I don’t know what she thought I could do, I mean, I’m just the Amtrak ticket guy. I’m here all alone so what did she think I could do?” He didn’t know, but I think he wished that he did.

I bought my train ticket, and, as I turned toward the middle of the room, I saw another man standing beside the first.  Younger and slightly less broken, though obviously on the same painful path as the first, and there they stood, side-by-side, silent in their brokenness. Without conscious thought or premeditation, I opened my wallet, and when I did, I was overwhelmed by an energy that seemed to be coming from the cash within. It pulsed – it felt alive – and I swear I heard it say “I don’t belong here”.  I’m not sure that was what those bills were actually saying, but I do know that the minute I saw them I knew I wasn’t meant to keep them.

I pulled out three twenty-dollar bills and approached the two men.  Holding the money at waist-height in front of the knapsacked man, I interrupted his staring contest with the floor, but he didn’t seem to notice.  The second man gently touched his shoulder and said “She’s trying to give you some money, man!”. Slowly, one inch at a time, a hand more swollen and bruised than any I had ever seen – the skin and nails blackened with the accumulated filth of countless dumpster dives – reached up and cautiously, tenuously, accepted what was being offered. “Get something to eat and a room to sleep in, please” I said, softly. In a voice broken by time and tragedy he asked “How much is it?”, as he folded the three bills once, twice, three times, then stuffed the perfectly folded square of cash into a pocket of his worn-out pants.

“It’s three twenty-dollar bills – sixty dollars” I answered. His head seemed to bob once, or twice, (a response to my answer, or an affliction? I haven’t a clue), and with his eyes never leaving the floor, he hobbled, one half-step at a time, toward the door. “What’s your name?” the second man asked. “That doesn’t matter” I said.

As I stood, rooted to the floor of that train station, watching those two broken men make their painful way out of the building, I felt something I cannot name. I may never know its name, but that too doesn’t matter.  The only thing of which I was certain, in that ironic moment, in that train station, was that I hadn’t given that man something that belonged to me – I had given him something that probably would have been his some yesterday ago, before his life went so tragically off the…tracks.

Y.Not?! (aka Brooke Jones)

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FOR WHOM THE (LIBERTY) BELL TOLLS

There are few things more dangerous in this world (or, for that matter, to this world) than a very wealthy, very ignorant man, but one of them is a very wealthy, very ignorant, very mentally-impaired man. Having been diagnosed, many years ago, with severe mental illness, caused, at least in part, by countless blows to the head, inflicted during his decades of football playing, the latter is precisely what Herschel Walker is. Sadly, however, that is not the only “issue” swirling around this dangerously-confused man.

Herschel Walker, a man with a certifiably-limited IQ, has been taking orders from wealthy white men since he was a sixteen-year-old football protege.  From that day to this, Walker has been told where to go to school, what teams to play for, what to wear, on what dotted lines to sign, where to buy a home and now, a cabal of Southern, White, Racists (oh, sorry, I mean Republicans) are telling him that he has what it takes to be a United States Senator!  That would be hilarious, were it not so utterly, disastrously  horrifying! 

If you desire any more proof of his grotesque lack of suitability – any proof beyond what he, himself, has so generously, if unconsciously, provided, consider this:

Only a stupefyingly ignorant, mentally unwell human would believe that anyone as uneducated and blatantly morally bankrupt as he has any business occupying a seat in the U.S. Senate.  The mere fact that Walker signed on, thereby accepting his candidacy, proves that he is not even remotely qualified for the job! If he’s too ignorant and too ill to know that he is ignorant and ill, then he’s definitely not the man who should be casting votes that will help determine the future of your life, your children’s life, or the life of this country!

    Ladies and gentlemen, our vote is our voice and if we don’t use it, we will most certainly lose it! If we don’t stop this insanity on Tuesday, November 8, 2022, by Wednesday, November 9, 2022, if may very well be too late! The die are about to be cast and, seven come eleven, American Democracy will live or die by the outcome. 

Don’t ask “for whom the Bell tolls” because, unless we act, our Liberty Bell will soon toll for Liberty, Justice and…well, with a nod to Superman, the American Way!  

Y.Not?! (aka Brooke Jones)

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We The People Have A Duty!

Before you can legally drive a motorized vehicle on America’s highways and byways, the law requires you to demonstrate a thorough knowledge of the fundamental “Rules Of The Road”. Only a knucklehead (or a Libertarian) would dispute the appropriateness of that particular regulation.

In America, you can’t simply declare yourself to be a Brain Surgeon and then wield a scalpel on whatever brain you may encounter. We have laws about that sort of thing. Before you cut me open, you must do me the courtesy of proving that you know the difference between my Cerebellum and my Cervix. That’s the least you can do, no? Call me crazy but, honey, if you don’t know how my stove works, you’re not qualified to be my Chef!


The logic seems sound: before we hand you the keys to our government, you must demonstrate a working knowledge of the fundamentals of our government. Anyone who doesn’t know how an idea becomes a law should not have the authority to make laws. Is it too much to ask that elected officials have a working knowledge of the history of this country? Is it too much to expect our lawmakers to be familiar with the U.S. Constitution — the document that is, after all, the very foundation of this nation’s judicial system? The answer to both of those questions should be a resounding, unequivocal “NO”!

In order to be eligible to run for any elected office in these United States, a prospective “Servant Of The People” should be required to take, and pass, the same test that everyone who seeks to become an American citizen is required to take and pass. If that had been the law in 2016, Donald Rump would never have become the Occupier of the Oval Office. If that had been the law, Marjorie Gazpacho Green and LoRent Vomit (or whatever that nauseating excuse for a human’s name is) would not now be occupying seats in Congress.


This is not rocket science, folks! We The People are the custodians of a form of governance thousands have given their lives to establish and protect and we have a duty to every one of them. We have a duty to elect leaders who have the knowledge, the decency and the determination to safeguard this nation and see to it that American Democracy survives. Every time we elect candidates who know next to nothing about how Democracy works, and care only for people who look, sound and believe as they do, we dishonor those who came before us and we doom those who will come after we have gone.


America The Beautiful, this alleged Land of the Free, is teetering on the edge of a deep and dark abyss and her only hope for survival is if We The People recognize that the Ballot is all that stands between Freedom and Fascism.

– Y. Not?! (aka Brooke Jones)

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Guess Who’s Spreading Covid…

As of this writing (June 6, 2022) there are more cases of Covid than there were one year agoand because people are foolish, or ill-informed, or uninformed (pick one), not only is the virus known as “Covid” not gone, it is spreading, and it will continue to spreadand to kill, until we wake up to these realities:

#1) Covid is a virus

#2) Viruses are alive

#3) Covid is a living (alien) force

#4) The Human Race is under attack by a Life Force known as Covid

#5) As of June 6, 2022, Covid has killed more than one million Americans

#6) As of June 6, 2022, Covid has killed more than six million people world-wide

#7) As of June 6, 2022, more than 500 million people around the world are sick with Covid!

The longer we allow Covid to live, the more it will mutate. The more it mutates, the sooner it becomes immune to our vaccinations and treatments! The more it mutates, the more it spreads. The more it spreads, the more it kills!  What more do you need to know???

If you go to a theater…if you go to a concert…if you get on a bus, or a plane, or a subway — wear a mask. If not for your own safety, then for your Granny’s, or your nephew’s, or for the safety of that Bag Boy at your neighborhood grocery store, who might have grown up and discovered the cure for Cancer! 

To those who believe that America is under seige…to those who feel a patriotic duty to protect this nation from invaders…to those who decry the presence, in America, of immigrants, foreigners and natives of other lands — your fears are well-founded — the foreign invaders are here — and every time you fail to wear a mask in the presence of others, you are aiding and abetting that invading army known as… Covid!

We are under attack, and the bottom line is this:

To be unvaccinated and unmasked, or vaccinated but unmasked, while indoors in public, is to contribute to the continued existence and spread of an invading life force that has already killed more people than have been killed by every war ever fought on planet Earth, combined!  

On behalf of every human being currently drawing breath, I beseech you: WEAR A MASK OR STAY HOME!

Y.Not?! (aka Brooke Jones) 6.6.2022

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A Punishment Befitting…


THOSE WHO PROFIT FROM THE PAIN OF THE INNOCENT MUST BE MADE TO SUFFER!
If I had the power to do so, I would gather up every elected U.S. lawmaker who refused to vote to outlaw the sale of assault rifles and/or has failed to vote for legislation that strictly limits and controls the purchase of all guns. I would gather them up and I would lock every one of them in a tiny, windowless room, alone. Once securely strapped into a chair, each of them would spend the next twelve hours being bombarded by images of the Uvalde victims, projected, floor-to-ceiling, on all four walls. For twelve hours, these alleged “Servants Of The People” would see nothing but pictures of the maimed and mutilated bodies of dying children, and they would hear nothing but the sound of every rifle shot and every horrifying SCREAM of the innocent victims, amplified to ear-drum shattering levels.

That is what should be done to every elected American lawmaker who has failed to vote to BAN the sale of the WMDs (Weapons of Mutilating Death) that are being used to maim and murder! That same punishment should be experienced by every policy-making official of the NRA as well as every CEO, Director or Owner of any company, organization or corporation that manufactures, distributes or sells those guns and accompanying ammunition.

When the subject is Guns In America, there are only two categories of people: those who cherish human life more than money or power, and those who cherish money or power more than human life. Which category do your elected officials belong in? Their voting history will provide you with that answer and, because votes cast by members of the United States Senate and House of Representatives are a matter of public record, how your elected officials voted is available for all to see. Go online and see for yourself, then, armed with that ammunition, each and every Election Day, vote — vote as if lives depend on the ballots we cast because… they do! Ballots can stop bullets!
Those who profit from the pain of the innocent must be made to suffer!

— Y. Not?! (aka Brooke Jones)

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WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS?

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From Soup To NUTS!

For years…and years…and YEARS … bloated, bloviating white men MANdated that only white men were smart enough, educated enough, wise enough, to determine what their country would permit its citizens to do, and not do. When a small semblance of sanity reared its conscious head and the law of the land granted the vote to men of color, the bloated bloviaters decided that, in order to maintain their control of all things American, they would have to implement laws that made the possession of “hangie-down parts” no longer sufficient criterion for the casting of ballots. With that dubious decision was born the “Literacy Test” — exclusively given to illiterate, uneducated men for the sole purpose of preventing them from voting.

I mention this… why? Well, because this girl has had e-flipping-nuff!  Raise your hand if you agree with the following suggestion:  From this day forward, (only because it can’t be done retroactively…more’s the pity)no American citizen should be permitted to hold any American elected office unless he or she has passed  the test that anyone who wishes to become a citizen of this country is required to pass. 

If the law of the land required that one who cannot pass the current American Citizenship Test, cannot hold any American elected office, this country would have been spared the likes of President George W. “Africa is a nation…” Bush; and Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor “Gazpacho Police” Greene and, of course, (p)Resident Donald “the Moon is part of Mars” Trump. [and if that  sentence were any longer, it would be on Death Row]

could go on. The list of idiotic statements uttered by elected American idiots is, after all, painfully long, (and getting longer by the day), but a girl can only take so much pain and, frankly, Greene’s Gazpacho Nazis have exceeded my daily limit.

Please, I beg of you America, let us ensure that our nation is ruled by sentient beings whose IQ is greater than their waistline, and whose education includes a working knowledge of history, geography, and the difference between right and wrong. Let us, at the very least, be governed by people who find ignorance abhorrent and education laudable.

To quote Captain Jean-Luc Picard, people, can we please just: “Make it so!”

 “Y.Not?!” (aka: Brooke Jones)

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