BUY, BUY AMERICA

In one of Il Douchebag’s most recent posts, he announced that “…any person or business investing $1 Billion dollars or more in the United States will receive fully expedited approvals including … environmental approvals”.

Is he saying that China — who currently owns an astronomical percentage of this country’s corporations & real estate — is cordially invited to purchase the rest of America, without any pesky, burdensome issues like Environmental restrictions? Or perhaps China can split what they don’t already own with Saudi Arabia, who just happens to own a boat load of America, for instance, the largest (or is it the 2nd largest?) PORT in this country?)…AND, by the way, precisely WHERE (i.e., into WHO’s pocket) will that One BILLION DOLLARS go? (lemme see … um, gee … Who Could It Be Now?)

At least we need not worry about losing America in an armed conflict. Oh no indeed — no need for bombs or bullets — when China and Saudi Arabia, et al, decide that the time has come to add the USA to their portfolios, all they have to do is call in the loans they’re now holding; exercise the options they’re sitting on and start razing the thousands of houses, hotels and office buildings they have acquired. Buy, buy, Yosemite .. Mississippi River … Empire State Building … Bye bye, America.

Am I the only person who’s giving serious consideration to buying stock in the company that makes KY Jelly?

Y. Not?! (Brooke Jones) 12/12/2024

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BROOKE JONES is many things, most of them legal at this point in her long life, including, but not limited to the Author of the #1 Best Selling Memoir, "WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)"; Meme Maven (Facebook/CampMemeADay); Blogger; Political Satirist; former SF and LA Radio Personality; Stand-Up Comedian turned Sit-Down Comedian (due to ever advancing decrepitude); Breast Cancer Warrior; Creator of CardBard Greetings -- "Cards for all seasons & all reasons" -- from tender to twisted, and all points in between (available online at: zazzle.com/thecardoutlet); mother of one 2-legged sentient being & several 4-legged critters of varying intelligence; rapidly aging Gypsy Crone with a sharp tongue, a soft heart and a Buddhist Soul because ... Y.Not?!

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