His HineAss, aka “Plumpty Trumpty”; “DonKey Bloaty”; & (p)Resident Dump (in the absence of Russian Hookers the “P” is silent), desperately craves a Nobel Prize….so…we have decided to give him one. (as we all know, he cannot spell, so, if no one mentions the spelling to him, he will be thrilled by this honor and will brag about it to anyone who will listen)
BROOKE JONES is many things, most of them legal at this point in her long life, including, but not limited to the Author of the #1 Best Selling Memoir, "WHY ARE THERE MONKEYS? (and other questions for God)"; Meme Maven (Facebook/CampMemeADay); Blogger; Political Satirist; former SF and LA Radio Personality; Stand-Up Comedian turned Sit-Down Comedian (due to ever advancing decrepitude); Breast Cancer Warrior; Creator of CardBard Greetings -- "Cards for all seasons & all reasons" -- from tender to twisted, and all points in between (available online at: zazzle.com/thecardoutlet); mother of one 2-legged sentient being & several 4-legged critters of varying intelligence; rapidly aging Gypsy Crone with a sharp tongue, a soft heart and a Buddhist Soul because ... Y.Not?!
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